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Garnet - Smells Like a Boss Bitch
$34.95
Nice Beard, Can I Sit On It?
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Badass Candles for Badass Men
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Because Your House Smells Like Shit!
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For The Man Who Has Everything Except Good Candles
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Burns Longer Than Your Ex's Texts
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Life's a Beach and Then You Die
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What The Fuck-ity Fuck!
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Breathe in Good Shit, Breathe Out the Bullshit
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Not today Satan
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Turning Bad Days Into Good Scents
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Fresh AF
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Lit AF
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Blow Me
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Merry Christmas you Filthy Animal
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Fuck Elf on the Shelf, give me Bob on a Knob
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Fuck Elf on the Shelf, give me Voddy on the Noddy
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Sleigh My Name Sleigh My Name
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Jingle Balls and Tinsel Tits, it's Christmas Time so Let's Get Lit
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7 Chakras - Smells like good vibes
$34.95
Clear Quartz - Smells like l'm Amplifying the Awesome
$34.95
Lapis Lazuli - Smells like Clarity - Boo yeah!
$34.95
Rainbow Moonstone - Smells like Moonstone Magic
$34.95
Rose Quartz - Smells like Loving the Shit out of Myself
$34.95
Green Aventurine - Smells like Success, (fuck I'm good just ask me)
$34.95
Yellow Amethyst - Smells like Zero Fucks Given
$34.95
Amazonite - Smells like I'm Walking Away
$34.95
Carnelian - Smells like I'm Getting Shit Done
$34.95
Amethyst - Smells like Calming the Fuck Down
$34.95